Visionary Philosopher. ♥

Monday's post.

8th April, didn't know time passed so fast.
Last week of holiday before school reopens.

Too much thinking makes the time passed faster
instead of the opposite. *Sigh*

Back from my recent weekly slacking alone
below my block nearby my house so call 'stadium'
Its a good way to release the stress I'm currently
facing.
Bought a small little bottle of liquor which cost me
$15 bucks.
It was the 1st time I drunk it purely, together with a packet of
cigarettes within 1hour.
Shocked when I open my packet & saw zero sticks left inside it.
Reminisce of the past as I sat there looking at those kids
making their way to the bus stop, making their way to school.
Sweet moments, if only I had treasure those times during pri/secondary school.

2 pure weeks of rotting at home.
I hope this saturday wouldn't be the same.
I miss my friends.
Miss those times I hang out with them.
Even though it was a simple outing, but I just like the bonding between us.
I wanna turn back time before my birthday. I seriously do.
It was the last I met up with all of them.
Some moved on with life with their classmates,
some got married,
some just went missing without a word.

Was caught in a dilemma till I though of the joke that my father's friend
send to him eariler in the evening.
I couldn't stop laughing to myself upon thinking about the conversation through the phone.
I'm sorry I don't have the voice record! >.<
But the conversation was like this...

An Arab being interviewed at the US embassy.

Consul : Your name please?
Arab : Abdul Aziz.
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six times a week.
Consul : I mean, "male" or "female"
Arab : Both male & female, sometimes even camels.
Consul : Holy cow!?
Arab : Yes, cows & dogs too.
Consul : Man, isn't that hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style!
Consul : *tsk* Oh dear.
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast.

Oh my fucking gosh, I can't stop laughing upon
writing this down.
It just crack me up badly. Well, for me though x)

....

I AM MR. HAN ZHI :D

3:55 AM